Clueless

I"m not sure what to call this post other than my kids are crazy.  I just needed to write down a few of the weird/crazy things the boys have done lately.
Let's start off with Graham.  This child is so funny, its hard to keep a straight face when disciplining him sometimes.  The other day when I asked Graham to clean up some of his toys he told me, "No."  When I told him to do it a second time he turned to me and said with as much attitude as he could muster and said, "Whateber."  Yes my THREE year old is already speaking like an obnoxious teenager.   Can I also tell you how much I HATE that word?  Especially coming out of my sweet Graham's mouth.  Yeah, he had a nice big timeout.  And I thought Caroline was going to be a hard teenager.
Now its Devin's turn.  He's so funny and frustrating at the same time.  Remember how I said I was going to teach Devin how to read?  Well after about a week of trying to do reading lessons with him and a nice long talk with my mom about being realistic with my expectations for him I decided to take a break from that.  We'll try again later.  He also made my day yesterday when he ran outside pants and underwear down around his ankles screaming at the top of his lungs, "Mommy do I have any poop on my bottom?" Man I can't wait until I get to share these stories with his friends when he's older.  And I"m sure our neighbors can't wait until we move.
Caroline is pretty normal these days, well for her.  We have discovered that she is now old enough to play more grown up games with us and its been pretty fun, because being honest Candy Land is not the most exciting game to play.  Its been great except for when she throws a fit about not getting to play several times a day.  This doesn't happen too often though because I've decided to try and play as many games as possible with her before she realizes I'm no longer cool enough to hang out with.  Six year olds are really pretty fun.
There is rarely a dull moment over here!